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Jurassic World (2015)

Here are my thought while watching Jurassic World. Spoiler alert, obvs.

  1. Here we go! Where’s Chris Pratt? Gimme my bae.
  2. Wow, I think I got the whole moviehouse to myself.
  3. GAAAHD THAT THEME MUSIC! TEARS.
  4. OMG it’s Cheryl Tunt my Queen!
  5. OMG it’s Morgana!
  6. OMG it’s Jessica Chastain!
  7. Where the hell is Chris Pratt?
  8. I really REALLY want this Jurassic World to be real.
  9. Hello Chris Pratt. What was that, 15 minutes into the movie? I miss Andy 🙁
  10. OMG it’s Nick Miller!
  11. Wait is that guy from the french movie I watched. I’ll never forget that beautiful face (yes, it’s him. Omar Sy. He was amazing at The Intouchables)
  12. The kids’ parents are getting divorce and that storyline was useless as Jurassic Park’s security systen. The divorce was never mentioned again, so why talk about it in the first place? To set up for Jurassic World 2?
  13. I don’t think this is Jess. She has stronge features.
  14. I feel bad for the dinasours. Kids are riding them, WTH.
  15. OMG, it’s not Jessica, it’s the other (amazing!) actress from The Help. Love her.
  16. The laid-back boss has a good moral. He’ll die, I bet.
  17. OOOHHH that sea creature is soooo powerful. Lavet!
  18. The modified dino is SCAAARYYY.
  19. WTH!
  20. OMG!
  21. RUN HUMANS, RUUUUUN!!!
  22. CAMO DINO?!
  23. Corporate greed, amiright?
  24. GASP!!!!
  25. WTH HOW CAN SHE REMOVE HER TRACKING DEVICE
  26. WWWTTTHHH?!
  27. Poor herbivore dinos. Tears tears sob sob #justicefortheherbies
  28. OMG SHE’S BEHIND YOU!!!
  29. I CANT BREATHE
  30. And… The boss died. Totally called it.
  31. Of course, there’s going to be a Jurassic Park backgrounder. The feeeelsss.
  32. MORGANA NOOOO!!!
  33. Girl, take off those heels.
  34. RUN, HUMAAANS, RUUUUUUN!!!
  35. I want a pet raptor.
  36. SHE’S THE ALPHA! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
  37. NO BLUE!!! NOOOOO!
  38. *watching intensifies*
  39. OMG IT’S THE T-REX!!!!! *shivers*
  40. ALL HAIL THE REX *drop mic*

It’s quite an enjoyable movie. I agree with M, even if they didnt cast Pratt, this is still going to be a very much enjoyable film.

I love how non-superficial the themes were – corporate greed, making animals in the lab, weaponizing dangerous stuff, the whole alpha thing, the loyalty thing.

I suggest you watch this in 3D for an optimal level of happiness.

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June 17, 2015